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When I was in high school, I met Jeremy. We hit it off and made plans to go out. We drove to a museum 30 minutes away only to discover that it was closed. There was a lake in the park next to the museum so we went for a walk. When we got the farthest possible distance from the car, it started pouring down rain.  We got back to the car and were soaking wet. He turned on the car heater and we dried out on the way to the mall where we planned to have dinner.  After eating my Subway turkey sandwich, my stomach felt a little funny. On the ride home I kept farting and belching. I could feel the diarrhea coming on and was praying that I would make it home.